Pepe Le Pew: Love Stinks (That's All Folks!)

A puppy puppet to a lot of women (hand held by the wrong hand, and used as a handheld.)
Best intentions shunned from the public media. But I really do stink with love, so "the one" remains clear, despite my endless imperil desire of enduring affection from their imperfect perceptions of rejection.
A true and faithful human rendition of Pepe Le Pew. A passive-aggresive, easily obsessive, self-loathing, overly-eager young century lover from the future.
This is a story about a cemented sentimental Romeo, and his temporary temperamental Juliet's...
Or something of the sort.

- thatswhatCHsaid.